Pobison Robison the Cat!

My Cross-Country/Track Coach Robison gave us his unwanted cat named Pobison. He brought him over on Wednesday evening. He is the most psychotic cat I've ever seen. He hissed at everything, just walking about and hissing. He would eat the insulation from the falling apart walls, and he DROOLS. What cat drools?? Well Pobison obviously, but really. That is a dog thing. Also, he loves people and freaks out when you leave him alone. Then that same night he went on an adventure. He somehow found his way into our air vents in the unfinished basement. We had to turn off the furnace so that he wouldn't burn to death. I don't know if he was purposely hiding in there, or if he is just that stupid and couldn't get out, but he was in there until the next afternoon.

My theory is that he is a dog in a cat's body; he loves people, he drools, he eats things he shouldn't, and he meows louder than most dogs bark, and he rolls over. So there you have it. I don't know how to explain trapping himself in the ventilation, but whatev.