Prepare Yourself For A Rant!

Health is the dumbest class on the planet earth. I feel like I'm wasting an hour and thirty minutes of my life everytime I'm in there. Today we learned about stress and how to prevent it. You only have to have common sense to figure how to reduce the stress in your life, not a whole unit of health. Ugh.

Also nutrition. Everyone knows the difference between junk food and good food. Everyone does. It's just something you know. If it tastes good, you probably shouldn't be eating it, simple as that.

Supersize me is the stupidest show ever. What he does to prove McDonald's food is bad for you is completely unrealistic. No one eats that much McDonalds in one month. Yes, even the fatties don't eat it for EVERY meal.

I will now teach you, in one sentence, my entire unit of Health this term:

Eat nutritious foods and get 30 minutes of moderate excersise daily.

I could go on about the idiotic assignments I get, but I will be merciful and end now.

Pobison Robison the Cat!

My Cross-Country/Track Coach Robison gave us his unwanted cat named Pobison. He brought him over on Wednesday evening. He is the most psychotic cat I've ever seen. He hissed at everything, just walking about and hissing. He would eat the insulation from the falling apart walls, and he DROOLS. What cat drools?? Well Pobison obviously, but really. That is a dog thing. Also, he loves people and freaks out when you leave him alone. Then that same night he went on an adventure. He somehow found his way into our air vents in the unfinished basement. We had to turn off the furnace so that he wouldn't burn to death. I don't know if he was purposely hiding in there, or if he is just that stupid and couldn't get out, but he was in there until the next afternoon.

My theory is that he is a dog in a cat's body; he loves people, he drools, he eats things he shouldn't, and he meows louder than most dogs bark, and he rolls over. So there you have it. I don't know how to explain trapping himself in the ventilation, but whatev.